Reader's Quotes

each month there is a given topic for the CAM readers to quote on so not only can readers express themselves but so you can have a glimpse into the minds of others reading the asshole.

Crazy Asshole of the Month the crazy asshole of the month must be the epitome of Crazy Assholeness. while i have yet to put a Crazy Asshole of the month section in an issue it will be in the next as well as future issues if i have anything to say about it.
Poetry Section this section contains original material from readers and friends of mine. not to mention some of my own seeing as how not many people have submitted so far. plus a lot of authors other than myself have shown up in more than one issue. so it'd probly help if some of you submitted poetry. e-mail me at taillesslabrat@hotmail.com with whatever original material you have and include the pen name you wrote it under and i'll get back to you when and if i put it in an issue.
Lyrics this is just the lyrics to one specific song. most likely in the punk/grunge/metal type genre seeing as how that's the kind of music i'm into... plus i run the mag so i'm not going to be adding any Enrique Iglesias lyrics any time soon.
Red Meat from the secret files of Max Cannon comes Red Meat comics. i'm probly breaking some copyright laws or something but hey, i won't tell if you won't. anyway i e-mailed the webmaster at RedMeat.com and asked if i could do it. since i never got an answer back i was just all "fuck it" and started adding. oh well.
Jesus Jane CAM's very own advice columnist with a strong love for Jesus and a weakness for rock (crack rock that is). other advice columnists are equipped with a degree of some sort. Jesus Jane is equipped with the Loiseville slugger of god and a raging case of homophobia.
Horoscopes by Leo the Magic Dragon Leo's not an expert either. just insane. so if you're looking for accurate predictions or something to help you out with your self-esteem, this is not where to look.