About Jesus Jane Jesus Jane is a 48 year old single ex-catholic who now does not belong to any specific church because she says: "they are all wrong! i am right!" God talks to Jesus Jane. he tells her truths unknown to everyone else. one truth led to her belief in the Loiseville Slugger of God, which she believes very strongly in and talks about often.
September 2002 Dear Jesus Jane, I'm 43 years old and the priest in my city's largest Catholic church. About 4 years ago I had this cat named Fluffy that had kittens. One was very weak and ended up dying after 3 months, even after I had tried everything I could at the Vet's office. Well, i really loved that cat so I took it to this field in the middle of nowhere to bury it, and, well, one thing led to another and I ended up fornicating with it. Since then I've taken home as many dead kittens as I could find and even gotten some from my congregation after claiming I would give them proper burials later. Well, the other day I saw something on "The Inspiration Channel" that said that people like me are sick and wrong. I'm so confused Jesus Jane, please tell me what to do. Sincerely, Father Christopher Roberts Macon, Georgia
Dear Father Christopher, Don't listen to those foolish, moneygrubbing blasphemors on "The Inspiration Channel," you're not sick or wrong. Psychologists call us "necrobeastial pedophiles" but god calls us enlightened. You still deserve one good blow from the Louiseville Slugger of God for lying to your congregation but its ok. E-mail me sometime at JesusJane@godlikeskittenstoo.com. Sincerely, Jesus Jane
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